Animation Domination : The Simpsons

“Awh, the Denver Broncos!”

Series Name: The Simpsons
Television Network : Fox

Running Time : 22-24 Minutes
Broadcast Run : December 17th, 1989 to present(530 episodes and counting)

This post was transplanted from my previous blog, Today on Television. It is something I wish to continue over here, but not something I’d wish to commit a daily post to.

C’mon. Like I wouldn’t dedicate the first Animation Domination post to the most influential cartoon of the past twenty years. Perhaps even the most influential comedy television show of our lifetime, so ingratiated into the lexicon of pop culture that it’s spawned entries in Websters Dictionary. You ask a modern day comedy writer what his influences are, you’d be hard pressed to find one who doesn’t list the Simpsons as inspiration.

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Mad Men are a dated Concept #2

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You better repay the favor. I make a pittance for this blog. A pittance I say! 

I accept prepaid gift cards.

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I hadn’t updated in almost a year when you posted that. Checking back weekly?You obviously do not understand time. Are you Abed Nadir?


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“Mad Men Are a Dated Concept.”

So, why does one ever seek to start out a blog? I know the reasons are too numerous to Homer Simpson as Don Draperbehold, each person has their own path they’d like to take. Some advertise and try to get the word out, trying to maybe turn this into a paying form of journalism. Others just want to gather a circle of individuals interested in a subject together to discuss it. Me? I just wanted somewhere to write random things for the abyss of the internet to swallow whole. I’m making the internet just a little larger, so you can never truly reach the end of the internet.

The internet is never ending. It’s like the roadway. If you reach a dead end, just hit the back button. You’ll find your way back to the main street eventually.

And with the inter-connectivity the internet brings these days, it’s no wonder that I didn’t have to advertise to garner a fan base.

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I’m not sure what Gambino’s Freaks and Geeks song has to do with a school research project. Were you tasked with building a shrine to a pop culture celebrity? Then I’d wager you should credit the source of the information, Donald Glover. Do a bit of digging next time. Or you’ll be in school forever. Or kicked out next week. Whatever.

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Why thank you. Although you do realize you tried to comment on a hyperlink page?

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“I’ve always had no problems with getting internet on my computer. Now I can’t connect. I’ve checked and everything is plugged in. I don’t think it is a problem with the cables because I don’t get the message “Local cable disconnected”. All the other computers in my house are working fine. I think that something is wrong with the actual computer. I had a trojan (InternetSecurity2010) before that happened, maybe that has something to do with it? I’ve tried Internet Explorer, Firefox, and Safari. Other odd things are happening too…after a few hours or so none of the applications will work (iTunes, microsoft word, etc) and a lot of the words start to disappear. Likeee, the start button at the bottom left corner doesn’t say start, it just is a green blob and when you click on it, it only shows the picture for each application. I’ve run spybot and malwarebytes scans and they both came up with nothing. I dont have any actual antivirus to run because I was in the middle of downloading Kaspersky Anti Virus when it happened and whenever I put in the code, it says that it can’t download because it can’t access the internet. Any ideas?”

Fonzie that shit?

Or just back your important files on an external drive, format your hard drive, and reinstall windows.

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Yeah, but what will the next PS3 be called? Dare I guess… 5?

Alright folks, keep those comments coming. I’ll help anyone I can. Remember, we can make this blog interactive only if random people find me on the internet and start a friendly discussion!


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Ferguson is Prophetic

I knew I was watching SNICK for valid reasons. If I only took it as a study of how to predict the future, I would probably be way ahead of the curve by now.

Imagine. Take a throwaway line from Clarissa Explains it all. Add in Indiana Jones and James Bond, get Spielberg to attach his name, and my life would be so different right now.

 

Oh well. I’m gonna go back to watching episodes of News Radio. Perhaps I can steal a throwaway line from that and get the guy who voiced a can of vegetables in Wet Hot and the Accountant from Kidnapped in my film.

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Reposted: Paper.li


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“Count Popula, a Magical Monster with Pencil’s for Arms.”

You said there'd be beer, and there was, but now there's not, so I'm gonna go.

The Teachings of Coach McGuirk

  • Life sucks. That’s your lesson. Go enjoy it.
  • There’s nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.
  • You wanna know something? *Anyone* can become a soccer coach. Like, they don’t regulate. You can become coach, of a sport that you don’t care about, you don’t know how to play, you’re not good with kids. But I have had the job for three years. You’d think that they would check up but they don’t.
  • Cheating, is just another way of being prepared. Basically memorizing something is cheating. You knew the answer before the test was given.
  • Attention all insomniacs, all you have to do to fall asleep, is lie in your bed!
  • Liquor before beer, never fear. Beer before liquor, throw up quicker.
  • All kids are stupid.
  • (about tornado safety) If you get sucked into the funnel and everyone’s separated it’s just like a fun ride. But if you’re all in a group, in a cluster, you start banging into each other, then your heads collide and you die.
  • Astronomy is BS too. All that star crap is ridiculous.
  • Sometimes, you gotta do certain things to re-enter society.
  • Anything’s that too hard to do in life isn’t worth doing. Like snowboarding, martial arts, pottery, or math.
  • If you’re not immediately good at something, Why do it?
  • Whenever you go to a public restroom, and you sit on a toilet seat, put the toilet seat cover down. And if they don’t have them there, manufacture one out of toilet paper, or your shirt, or your socks. Anything to cover the seat.
  • If you’re denying doing it, that means you’re doing it.
  • Well, fighting is bad to begin with, right? So if you’re going to fight, you’re already wrong. I mean, you’re already at the party, so why not fight dirty?
  • Sam Adams was a patriot. He was a brewer and a patriot. It says so on the label.
  • Kids don’t want to do anything. Kids are always like “I don’t wanna do that!” I consider my job to kinda twist them in the direction of doing stuff.
  • Women are an interesting bunch. I’ll make an analogy here, they’re like GRAPES… Well, That’s all I’ve got, really. You see, I said BUNCH, so I thought of GRAPES. If I had said women are an interesting GROUP… I would’ve thought of… damn it i thought of grapes again.
  • Good. I’m on my third beer. That’s when it all starts to get a little clearer.
  • All right, everybody, here are some of the warning signs that tell you something’s wrong. If he stops breathing, if he vomits blood, and if he ever says, “help”. Or if it looks like he’s saying “help” but he can’t say “help”. He’s like, mouthing it.
  • There is no such thing as psychology. It’s all just made up crap. They’re all con-men, all of them, even the women. Just remember that when they tell you how screwed up you are.
  • You wanna know what a real rash is? I’ll tell you! You get a rash somewhere on your body. It hurts so bad that YOU GO BLIND. You blow up like a balloon…end up looking like a circus freak. Next thing you know, you’re IN THE CIRCUS. Touring, making good money.
  • You shouldn’t be walking around the hospital dressed as death.
  • Try these leaves, they’re poisonous.

Brendon there’s nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

 


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Are you ready for the Zombie Apocalypse?

Troy and Abed are preparing for a general apocalypse with gallons of clean water. I’m gonna stock up too. They’re gonna be worth GOLD.


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Jeff Hardy May or May Not Love Crack

Jeff Hardy is either an oscar worthy actor, or cracked out of his mind.

 

And people PAID to watch this! Seriously.


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Allison? Can you Explain what “Internet” Is?

I still don’t know what internet is!? What is internets?

 

“Who even has a computer? Rich people and nerds. That’s who.” – Bryant Gumble 1994*

 

 

*CITATION: Quote may not actually have been quoted.

**CARD SUBJECT TO CHANGE


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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

I have one question for you Nick.

Why are they not slashing throats and spraying around MORTAL KOMBAT BLOOD?!?

©Nickelodeon, Mirage Entertainment, 4Kids Entertainment, Inc.

Source from slashfilm.com

Oh Nickelodeon. When will you become violent? I’d love to see Doug dismembering bodies like Dexter. I wanna see Angelica from the Rug Rats in the next Saw movie. On that note, I’d like Disney to drench Snow White red like Uma Thurman in Kill Bill. LET’S MAKE THAT HAPPEN!


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Gambino is a Mastermind…

Working out the kinks. Until then, enjoy…


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